whitegirlsaintshit:

You went to Olive Garden and got that baby some chicken strips and had the nerve to talk about some “nice dinner”. That’s why she actin a fool

whitegirlsaintshit:

You went to Olive Garden and got that baby some chicken strips and had the nerve to talk about some “nice dinner”. That’s why she actin a fool

(via britrey-spears)

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

image

I thought it was… suitable

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

floralgrxxn:

This is pop punk in one picture.

floralgrxxn:

This is pop punk in one picture.

(via joshpeck)

paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

(via barebackinq)

guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

(via between-irony-and-silver)

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(via fake-mermaid)

einsteinrosenbridges:

a moment of silence for all the kids on the hogwarts express who wanted to buy something off the trolley but couldn’t because some 11 year old bought literally everything

(via zackisontumblr)

y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

(via between-irony-and-silver)

portablemiah:

LGBT… lesbian… gay…….b.. bicycle…… tr……. tricycle…

(via heliolisk)

bent-duck:

crimewave420:

He is ready to FUCK

its time to B O N E

(via zackisontumblr)

condorn:

tinychatter:

condorn:

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

(via awkwardvagina)

alexalltimeloww:

I have to say Green Day write some inspirational songs

(via whatthefuckisgreenday)